Thought Balloon Mushroom Cloud, by MC Paul Barman (2024)

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PROPSNow this I been lookin forward toCollectin props that's a bit overdueI came to collect props like a property taxfrom all you hate-to-laugh novelty actsYour SUV's never been off terrainYour hikin boots only hike on the trainYour runnin shoes I've never seen runninYou hate fa*gs but collect shoes like a womanLeave your garbage outsideToday's props collectionThat means all your rap's-not-hip-hop preconceptionsAll that sh*t you memorized is irrelevantThere's a hundred and ten plus four more elementsWhile you try to sound all hip-hoppyI inspire the leaders you copyYou're boringand much too braggadociousAssemble a joint out of a whole bag of roachesThe articulate answer to my grammar is, "DAMN"So check yourself -- testicular cancer examI'll irk you if I work blue or work squeaky cleanI'm Good Will Humping PG-13 (underrated)and I'll never stop. Inner starlight is endlessSo next time you leave me off your top ten listremember only the bravest DJ will request my dropsI came to collect my propsPROPSI came to collect as my dustpan collects dustI came to collect like a rich kid on a trustI came to collect like that poor kid on WelfareCame to collect like a politician off healthcareCame to collect like I put a bucket under a leakCame to collect like crowds collect when I speakCalling collect direct rather than roundaboutBefore I spell it out for you, sound it outI haven't even barely startedYou, like this track, are mentally guitardedI'm more slept on than bedsand I'm collectin props now I'm sure to get when I'm deadI'll son your moms and correct your popsI came to collect my propsPROPSCame to collect propers like doctors collected Big Bopper's body parts from a chopper

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GO SANEWhoever dare to followeats humble pie with merde gelattoNowadays you can buy a Rothko at a CostcoNews is entertainment even if it's gloom and doomCustomers create by mixing up what they consume--like a djLichtenstein picked the time to hang up comics books on Broome--and BroadwayThe marketplace lies at the crossroadsAds are better products, cost more than the showAfter maximal fragmentation it's natural to convergeChurch and state merch is hate that's why they should never mergeI advocate for abstinence when it comes to cocaineBrand is recognized by color scheme even with no nameIn a crazy world it's difficult to go saneGO SANEHurt's no worse than the curseof habit's that don't workor to burst onstage completely unrehearsedThese basem*nt tapesare a savin grace from chasin papes Ass-f*cked wit brass knucksIf you pluck my last buck, pickpocket, I'll rip ya balls out ya dick socket and combination lock your lips for sh*t talkinMy rhymes stick around like a cold soreHow come Mead don't make unruled notebooks no more?I don't like the Russell onecover the color of bubblegumplus the binding always come undoneI'm so NY, i changed my # to 311Try starvin and you'll prefer eating by a wide marginMC Paul Barman presents a tempting fall bargain:more knowledge in one song than then next man's whole albumFluffers drool gladlySuffer fools badlyIt's hard to pardon a foolComin fresh like shesh beshthat's the cardinal rule Fake purist is an undertakerThinks he's an operatorMy wife had to explain thatIf we were all innovatorsthe system would stop and quitbut the system's a phallacyReality's duality, my theory of oppositesBiz Markie clowned around, was really in chargeJay-Z comes Joe Shmo, google plex extra largeClinton dodged questions, watch lies bounce past the gatesBush spits opposites, sh*ts smacks in the faceSMACKYou swear you'll never bitch like your grandmombut an opposite pole defines the plane that you stand onSo how to create identity you're proud of?All those threats just beg for loud loveThe hitman's a chump, his boss keeps the richesGunguy takes risk, first to sleep with the fishesKERPLUNKDoublepump's only power for gutterpunksIt's harder to run the factory for PuffalumpsNew kid on the blockglock locked by Euclidhook it upand if you don't know, look it up---stupid

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HAIRY MOTH OWLSay ho if you're a rasta al fredoAnd make dreads in your head from eggs, peanut butter or play-dohHoller back if you love dollar rackCause vacuum packed all are wackBreak bones, take breath and copePress flesh like stethoscopeAt wake thrown for death of hopeYou asked fr'itSpit classic in casketFlask hit myelin sheathHope woke, NOTE the smiling teethCured the bornBut mourners preferred to mournTwisted by murder p*rn-- word to warnYour fears are destined to manifestwhether you coast or plan the bestAmythest amulets, I am obsessedLet your camera restand have unmediated experience for onceYou search for your voice cuz you don't hear what you sayIf you need to do somethin then do it todayJewels spray out my eyes n my handsFront row faintsThey're surprised in the standsGems fly out of the sandand Rainboa Constrictor can spy where they landAchievement depends on the size of the planMines is limited to the frogs that ribbittedTimid as the guys in the bandToo original to be pigeonholedA wisened old manPut one fist in the airLike you're punchin a mobileNo ceiling to your feelingCan't see yet so realThe pedals are mentalEnvision the bike pathYour psyche is NikeYou likey my mic mathYour passion is actionCan't latch on siliconeKill a clone, imagineIf cut, spill a poemThere's hope for the futureSuture cauterizeBought lie, eyes waterDaughter diesBut I came to resurrectNot like she never leftBut with newfound respectFor the presence of her essenceYou choose to reflectCirc*mspect people tread lightlyWhen they travel they sightseeMake yourself knownNo one was exemptWhen he said what he meantOnly copy the spirit in which to inventgive up givin up for lentjust cause you fear a jeweldon't make you unspiritualhere at school we know that denialtho a viral spiral is part of survivalI will write the new new new new new new new bibleEyeball measurement guestimate destined fateWhat you expect? Me not to expectorate?My soul's all of spaceEach rime is a cloudburstMove crowd first physicallyThose who disagree wowed worst Purists said OWMoth Owl bowed to the earths

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THE MOONMasta Ace:By the light of the silvery, you'll be dead like chivalryif you don't watch your back while making that delivery'cause the cat with the fiddle got a band of thievesand if he run up in your spot, you should plan to leaveYou know the cow? He got jumped and stabbed in the udderlost two quarts of milk and they grabbed the butterThey bagged it up and brought it all to me that nightand the little dog laughed just to see that sightHe was amused by the fact that these dudes paying duesand if you don't follow my rules, you gone loseThe dish and the spoon got till the end of Juneto pay me what they owe me or they gone meet they doomWho'm I? I be the man in the moon.And when I walk in, everybody stand in the roomGot dough? Be careful when you pull some out'cause it gets wild and dangerous when the wolves come out YUPMCPB:NOPE Tearful child's a stranger's kid. Full moon's outSnout in air, shoutin despair at Big Whack mushroom cloudDeep impact crater now keep you intactin fact stabler later. Peep howmoon's a person new to family, anomaly to universeYou grew up firstWho knows why La Luna works its equilibriumUnique will will be doneFour people, still we one with plant and treeFamily built to tilt to the sunHole up! Know what, get in the Torus for a field tripReal quick, Mom and son both heal ripsRoll up to the MetaphorestDoughnut picnic set before usFelix, orb is ellipseGlowin. Shinin. Setting behind old pineWet wing drying on rose vine clotheslineLet's seek a lost tree-mosque kiosk hollowGo climb, I'll followDel:Showtime at the ApolloIn 1969, to Buzz, I was the modelDry and cold yet you studied my surfacebut it's worthlessMy atmosphere is not the same as Earth's isFirst get it rightI'm not a starI'm a satelliteAin't no atmosphereYou wouldn't last a nightAin't no rappers hereYou got sacrificedand you can't hide'cause it's dark in the daytime238,900miles from Earth so you could just try to come getme from the lunar perigeebut the apogee is gonna be more than a few laps for meThe axis be approximately 27days and about 8 hours so start steppinNo matter where you goI'ma face youI got you on my clockThere's no escape foo'I'M THE MOONLa LunaGlowin. ShininLa LunaGlowin. ShininC-Rayz Walz:Maan (Dutch for Moon)Maan you Full of it......You can't make me do sh*t...I control my emotionsWhere The Wild Things LiveCentrifugal forcesI take what you giveYou Shape what i ShiftThis is how it happensWhen I'm outMy Wherabouts a near and farCats act funny till i B SiruisLike a Dogon StarI nightlight for the jungle where it's pumas riffinglook at my clock nonstop rockLunartickenIn the LapTop of Luxury....smash the outtaspace bar!Turn the slugs To Silver Dollar pancakes I ate yall.You would prolly think of me as something slashinRunnin thru the wood with a name like sebastianThe orb is just A Nightlight for the Bats and The Owl'sWho shine like nickel plated gatsClapped in the crowdsIf I don't flood ya pad nowI'll get you playerwhen it's dark outI'll still shine28 days laterI coincide with the tides and currentsso in the middle of the harvestIt's no surprise I flourishI'm the glide on the thighs of thighs that nourishthe vibes of theYou Used to live in the earthTill the mad scientist burstBut that's a small thing to bling for the giants who cursedSome even accussed of me of moonlighting as the sandmanAnd felt the Earth pull thru/ For a one NightStandAnd that's when I realized it was juneAnd I lay nakedHowling At ............The bright moon is the shepherdess

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OWL PELLETSowlsscoop prey in they jowelsbones and fur stay in the gulletmeat goes to the bowelscomes out like a bulletafter six hourstow times per dayonce at the hunting groundonce at the day roostpick past the furand see the prey they juiced:mice voles shrews haresskunks moles who cares (me)muskrat mink weasels birdshousecats snakes frogs wordWhat was once swallowed whole isnow called a bolusskeletons perfect preservedmouse for dinnermole for dessertlook there's wildfowlhear its stomach growl?he'll eat a ratneat, after thatupchuck fur and bonethen back on the prowlbring your headlampleave home your trowelsowl pelletsnow we'll yell it: "OWL PELLETS!"

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ALLAHU AKBARwell well wellCountless styles to rip on 12000 miles of tripTobe take the wheel and wheels of steelSome nights just don't feel for realPrinted page took a beatingNot a staged readingStaved off the ancientsIt's young age that's fleetingPeel off paper, still same cannery's cansClamoring fans, cameras in hand, like I got mammary glandsBless the mic til it genuflectIf whole crowd got hands up, then you wreckedAnother day, another tore down tabernacleBout to go pop, oh snap and king sized krackelCan't see me like a rock in tall grassMillennium records are all assI sign LPs tickets titt*es and hall passesWanna trace it as a tattoo? fineYou're a piece of work but you're not mineFace it I'm the truthOld ladies waste their lives then say, "Youth is wasted on the youth"and, "I should have your hair"Why? So I look like you?All day at the salon just to turn out bluelike the toilet? Are you annoyed yet?King me crown for down with vets pound for poids netFLAVORYou can taste it on the tongueIt's old folks' problems that's wasted on the youngWhich came first? the chicken or egg?Man made god. Ain't that a kick in the head?Allahu akbarPaul the new rock starCASUAL-TTeens loom between the stage and the green roomGirlfriend recommendin askin him outFor a first date maybe the asstomouth casting couchGet down in the booth and pretend it's a crowdwhere a futon's soundproofinNo such thing as a bit partexcept for the chicken that hit the spit guardDon't get me startedFlattered when cardedHappier when retardedand I'm in hot pursuitGot the boot from granny when not as cuteTake more shorts than a panty raidA born rhymer can't be madeEmulsion got a green tintYou should see pregnant women try to screen printI don't deal in headshots unless they're suppressed photos of dead totsMCs caught unawares thought shine I got was some of theirsPut your ones in the airsNot guns or funds, put up your pointer fingersEven joiners, ringers from the Feds for the phrase-coiner/singerI'll make the headliner go, "I can go on after that"Laugh at rapOkay's not good, it's half as wackI'm a hermit crab in that I'll make your open mind my habitatDepression F's up your appestatAll you in the backCall on you to reactIf you can't find the frontlet me draw you a mapFor all those who order sparkling water,your world is darkening, prepare for mass slaughterWas once a perky dudeAt worst was rudeWork in the nudeWill merk for foodCase the jointEvery face on coinsbent backs way past their breaking pointWrite rhymes on a marriage licenseRock France with laryngitis and no DJF what he sayin Montreal they put raunchy Paul on replayThe M C P A U L you thought you knew wellgets better every record in case you can't tellBorn alone, die alone, adopt, stop ribosomework for a jerk, get ahead and provide a homeBack off before I tear track off reels and rhyme skin black offI'm in a state of graceA great many days ago he says, "He's tellin the truth, he kept a straight face"THINK FOR YOURSELF Some people lie and truth-tellers are wrongI hand-spun the propeller and took off in this songYAWNIt's too long to be honestI make my top one listLike US dominance I'm gone

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LOSING A PUPPYDespair seeps up a flooded homeMy once full heart a gutted domeAt dusk my eye dissects the grainsOld men walk by on canes whoas boys ignored pains of sprainsHe suckled my teet, I buckled his feetThey say I'll be happy if I move to the farmLosing a puppy is like losing an armDig for my own bloodied bonebut find only mudded stoneIn anothy world, my clonestudies how her puppy'd grownShe can hear him screamingwhen he breaks his leg skiing"Hurts me as much as you," I tell himLosing a puppy is like losing a limb

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GET ALONG SONGYou're invited! Mogo, Mayfield, Hatch, Dominoand Reagan unite to catch a common foe.It don't matter who said the wrong thang.We all get along. We're the Get Along Gang! Hang with the gang the Get Along Gang!Get loose in the caboose the Get Along Gang!Chill with the skilled the Get Along Gang!Relax then act the Get Along Gang! RSVP in forest cityfor down home loyaltyin a brownstone sequoyah treeIt's a joy to be a memberwhere it's safe to lose your temperEven then we're listenin'You're a valued participantDiss and break upthen kiss and make upShake hands, I insistAthletes scientistsmake art with our heartsGet up, be a part of thebrand new start of the Get Along Gang! Hang with the gang the Get Along Gang!Get loose in the caboose the Get Along Gang!Chill with the skilled the Get Along Gang!Relax then act the Get Along Gang! Bounce with the town the Get Along Gang!Get loose with the moose the Get Along Gang!Glam with the lamb the Get Along Gang!Research with the beaver the Get Along Gang! {dialogue with child} Adventures from the earth core to the North PoleBreak down barriers like the fourth wallKick a pinecone, whistle then whistle moreYou got an invite from Mrs. BristlemoreA boy who's mad at youshares the same attributeHe may shout and yell‘cause he hates part of himselfHow can he be aware of what he’s not aware of?We spread light like a headlight when we share loveand the benefit of the doubtSee how the end of it come outYou can be headstrong,dead wrong, still get along andinstead of sang, I said a songfor you, the brand new Get Along Gang! Hang with the gang the Get Along Gang!Get loose in the caboose the Get Along Gang!Chill with the skilled the Get Along Gang!Relax then act the Get Along Gang! React with the cat the Get Along Gang!Go agog with the dog the Get Along Gang!Mix with M6 the Get Along Gang!the Get Along Gang the Get Along Gang! Hang with the gang the Get Along Gang!Get loose in the caboose the Get Along Gang!Chill with the skilled the Get Along Gang!Relax then act the Get Along Gang! Hang with the gang the Get Along Gang!Get loose in the caboose the Get Along Gang!Chill with the skilled the Get Along Gang!the Get Along Gang the Get Along Gang!

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LIDGEONL'chaim!I am in love with rhyminIf I knew only folk like me, it'd be *snocch-wheeew*I wanna talk to you not just a New Yok JewIf you stay isolated, you won't get the right advice to make itMelting Pot is fondueKosher? No sir.I'll eat meat with dairy like I eat up this beatI wrote this rhyme on a library receiptwith dollars and sense, tolerance and all our friends hollerin,"Aaw Yeah!" "Delicious! I want seconds!"Pass a heaping hot helping of arrogance-deflating Great American Melting Pot is missing a secret ingredientWe eliminated a flavor to keep it expedientEstimates approximate 60 millionmegalossDecacost repeating itSocial studies was written by club members who went postal on their buddiesMoney without knowledge is the worstMuddy earth must be shared with those who were there firstPrayer works--One of religion's rare perks,ya scared jerks!re:LIDGEON faces basic questions of life and death that siphons breath. Who am I? Who will dry my tear?What happens when I die?Why'm I here?(In my case, to rhyme, my dear)Is time a line or sphere?How survive a winter? and keep alive our kinder?Customs supply a center but can get trapped and strangeWe, like LIDGEON must act our age, adapt to changeDoctor can hurt the patientGotcha open like to interpretation of meaninTension exists within religions an tween'emWith teendom hope springs anew, they thinks it’s trueHijinx ensue, clink, this drink’s to youPEACE. Got things to do

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BACK ON A WHITE HORSEMy Intellect Reaps Rewinds On RepeatMore Introspection Refined Remind Or RetreatCrazy Lyrics. Every Verse Every Rhyme Classic Lines. Emotions Vanquish English RedesignedPeople's Easy Answers Cause evilParis Eiffel As Colossal EaselAgain Nature's Gifts Earn RespectAfter Neighbors Grift, Each ReflectUnder Rulers' Buildings And NeglectUlcer Repulser Bankruptcy And NecropsyLove In Family's EyesLight Inner Fire's EnergyBorn Enduring Foreign Objects' Roaring EmbersBaby Enters Family Of Retarded EldersAdolescents Race The Early RiserAdults Fear Teenagers, Eagerly RetireRhymes Appear, Paint Pictures Of Reality ThemselvesResponsive Audience Pronounces, 'Perfect;' Orders, 'Run Tell'Manifest A Skill Til Evident RevolutionMiracles Are Spherical, Turn Elegant ResolutionAstronomical Lyrical Wherewithal Awakens Your SensesAcross Length Width Additional Year SentencesNature Employs Violence, Eventually RelentsNurture Enjoys Vengeance, Eternally Repents

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SCIENCEthey commit major perjury when they say laser surgery won't hurt the eyelid nor iris on pilotsSCIENCEregister at a bank so you don't have to thank wedding guests for a worthless applianceSCIENCEtroubled band nerds meet double standards when told they can't but old men can use violenceSCIENCEthey say foreskins cause cancer and then transfer white bleachsticks all up inside their vagin*sSCIENCET MY H rhymes are peo ple. O THEY E LECT U me to REP. G EACH PART i H ci ple se lects T ME B WITH pep and care A and THE L ger UNDS give trip L le RE spect. to O GE THER WE O CRE ATE A N RIP ple M EF FECT. U we might EV S en get your H nip ple e rect. R it's SIM ple O AS HECK. THEY'RE O THE CREME DE M LA CREME, C TEN out OF ten. L and THEY'LL vote me O IN A GAIN U and a GAIN. DE trit usinside us unites as AAAH tinnitus is much too loudthought balloon mushroom cloudrings stalk stem in patterns of pressure waves fresher flaves higher tall fireball leaving lobes sunburnedunlearned and left backdumb it down? F that!From a distance it looks like I'm wearing a chef hatI'm from eight miles of books, outside if you look, the stairs got a pair of stone lionsSCIENCEIt's a Faustian thing. An Austrian king was the first to engage with a diamondSCIENCEWhat Caldeans called Tammuz, Syrians call Giant, Egyptians - Sahu and Greeks call OrionMake your own constellation strips and rules for relationships or they may come for you next time you hear sirens

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HOT GUACAMOLEMCPB:I'm old schoolThis mic is my pro toolI'm three apples highand live in a toadstoollike a SmurfEveryone at birth is given X-ray spexbut they underuse em to undressthe opposite sexHoly guacamoleLet's get this rap cashcause art right now is on some slapdash claptrap crap trashLeave me here, save yourselfDOOM:Okay, pass me your walletI'll send helpNow who drank the last brewThey turned off my cell againThe bill was way past dueGosh, tell a friendbut don't let em gas youIt's all just hogwashNow back to the castleMCPB:Where's that?DOOM:Parts unknownand when I'm home the seeds throw darts at the throneNo tart taste to the hoecakes, no jakesand first place in the go-cart race goes toMCPB:NO BRAKESTeach peace to the babiesWe're all the sameDOOM:at least for the hoes' sakeMCPB:stepped on an undisclosed rakeDOOM:and catch a nose-acheMCPB:yodelayhee-who wants to my protege?"Me!" "Me too!"So parrot back iti'm underline carrot bracketgreater than or equal tobut greater than four starsgreater than straight A report cardsgreater than poor sports in divorce courts or sports barsDOOM:so what's your mission?MCPB:making thunder-shaking blunders in this epic undertaking on a fun-filled run until one millDOOM:Dun, chill. It's not all about the dollar bill.You can be dead broke and be a scholar still.MCPB:That's true.What question should i ask you?DOOM:"What type of ill type tricks do the mask do?"MCPB:Okay, what type of ill type ill tricks do the mask do?DOOM:Faceplate removes and gives chicks tattoo!MCPB:But then they can see your face!DOOM:Nah, I have em look the other wayI just caught a case of the same sh*t the other dayIn Grady's truck was where I first got luckyin the eighties now I make the ladies say yucky like SandraMCPB:Bullocks, that milk moustache is ballsnotDOOM:on your baldspotMCPB:Now that's what I call hot!

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48 LAWS OF POWER, LAWS 1 - 24I been in the game for yearsit made me an animolefrom honor role on a rollto just pawn to go on the wholeNot a fan of the scamsince the sonogrambut then Monihan said,"Man, you gotta scanthe 48 Laws of PowerMay cause deflowerinof your innocence, in a senseteach how to devour1never outshine the mastereven if cleverer or fasteryou'll never get too farif you reveal the true star you arebecause it must offenda hierarchy's discrepancies 2never put too much trust in friendslearn how to use enemies orspawn your mate's yawnin jaws of ingratitude.thata dude!48 laws and platitudes!envy, ire and friendly firehire the enemymy music makes ten 'a me 3conceal your intentionsif they've no clue what you're up tocan't throw a wrench in the engineguide them down the wrong pathmake them do the long math4always say less than necessarywhat you express can bury. spare theanecdote and a quote or risk a stigmastay an enigma quiet as kept 5rep rep reputation is power's cornerstonecondone scorn and mourn aloneyou're born a clone6so court attention at all costif people don't talk smackthen you're a small bossfall across the limelightand even when i'm wrong i'm rightwhy fight?7let others work for you and take the creditdon't forget, you're the big dickhe's just the head of the cl*t8Get it the same as the Wand Let the game come to youUse bait. Get a new fatebefore it's too late. 9Who's next?:Khrushchev denounced Stalin's atrocities before hundreds of men."You were a colleague of Stalin's. Why didn't you stop him then?""WHO SAID THAT?...........................................Now you know why..."a breath battle's a death rattlewords are weak, cause ill willresults speak, instill skillstep off the seesawlet the man free fallthis is not what they teach in prelaw10avoid the sad sack with bad luckhe carries a high risk virus that stuckhang with the fortunatego towards the light with the torch in it11keep people dependentto extend an ended friendship12honesty works as an impassioned distractionit's a blunt tool like the sheath the scalpel is wrapped instow your forceuse a trojan horse to open doors 13appeal to a needto implement a deedmutual benefit's different from greedbegging for mercy will just make him thirstyand gratitude is an attitude leaders love to be freed from14pose as a friend, work as a spyhe disclose what he knows, the surface a lieask indirect questions to collect their intentions.Arthur Schoepenhaur authored art for open power:If you think you're being deceived,act as if you believeThis will give the speaker courage to continueand betray what's up his sleeve.If you perceive he only halfway conceals,express doubt. the man will reveal his reserveand let the truth out15Crush your enemy totallyMush him like roadkill. Hewon't be able to heal and avenge the violatedHe'll only stay silent if he's iron-plated annihilated16Absence makes the heart grow fonderOverstayed your welcome, go yonderNo sponsor?17Create value through scarcityWhen you remove a product,It is rarer, or appears to be18Bobby Fischer acted spazzily with Boris Spaskyand served his ass for free. That's the key.Put the psych in cyclone like I hype my mic-phoneIsolation is nothing to write home aboutYou can't avoid pain.Conspiracies spring up like mushrooms after rain19Don't let your enemy engender energy entropyIf he can't take pokin funthat's a smokin gunto break out in a broken run from town.clown an insecure man and he'll hunt you downand some are too blunt to come around20Never commit to anyone21to make your mark feel smart, act plenty dumb.if you're a doogie howser, play a broody bouncer.22if you can't win, surrenderthat don't make you a coward.the 48 laws of powersours naivetethat'll be the dayyou learn to devour23the spread thin can't win and move in a lead skinmom who can afford one soneats medicine to make a dead twinconcentrate your forces to the head of a pin24use the flattering scamlike a battering ramdo dirt, make an effort to be flirtierbe the perfect courtiera little birdy heard many morewhen we scoreanother 24where there's riches there's robbery nfollow the scriptures of Robert Greeneyou'll be seen and make a lotta greenor pose as a non-player andpour water through a screen.while you read the menu,we feed on sinew.25-48, to be continued

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SAMPLING LAWintellectual propertydon't mean you can't copy mejust that you'd be sued by he who'd ownthe monopolythe law is the rich man's riflelet the vulgar control culture and your life'll stiflestop lyin--samplin was played and doneuntil Brian dropped the Grey Albumhiphop brings back rebellionand if we did not, people could've forgotgimme a breakthe biggest thief is the government(i'm) all alone naturally like gilbert o sullivanlicense a fragment, lawyers get back-endthat should build the bands' labsland grab like a sandcrabthere's no denying itmedia became our natural environmentotherwise why are they advertising sh*ton floors of stores, stickers on fruit,songs, movies, even street interactionscorporations want it both waysit's either natural environmentor illegal harrassmentnow everybody's self-spunavatar always availablean image to sell from"Television is a medium becauseit is neither rare nor well-done."rappers with dealsclear better samples than kiehlsbut if he don't make it histhat's when he stealswe manipulate trackslike chuck schumer'll dowith his letter w and numeral 2the rumors are truehumorous jews call suicide bombers'baby kaboomers'. Fair useis a gate, if copywrite is a fencehe who frames the debates holds greatest influencefair use is sweet like pear juiceit has to be a parodyto lawfully have valid reason and contain a critiqueor you'll get sued till next weekappropriated work is the targetdon't be a hard headsampling lawit's what the fans is clamoring fawappropriate in good faithrecreate like a wood latheget spins infringe on copywritemight not be rightselect a fragmentor get burned by a fa*g-endyou went the wrong routeyou played the song outmedia will be ya naturalenvironment till i'm agrampling paand that's my first draft rhyme about SAMPLING LAW

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CIRCUMCISIONHypocritical oafDefy the Hippocratical Oath?Male? Female circumcision?I'm a critic of both.All yall so called followers of God I'll accuseThink you should see heaven should see jail for child abuse.So medieval - unquestioned by normally intelligent peoplecircumcisionLooks in a locker room's reason for decison?circumcisionDon't want to disgust his future women?Shame on youNot all women feel the same as youcircumcsionWhere would be without tradition?Utopia.I'm hopin ya reconsider.You'd draw a baby's blood, won't leave without a babysitter.I can predict the responses of a selected collective unconscious.Man, woman, old, young,unhold the tongue that stayed mainly mumYou're more scared of smegm* than depleted uranium!On the daily snip new patientsWhy not 'MALE Genital Mutilation'?Cause the genitals aren't identical?Why are cl*toridectomies more animal?Who says you're more civilized?Swivel your eyes to the mirror, see clearer you live a lie of privileged drivel.Let's compromise -punch him in the facewith a truncheon or macewhen he's born.Just a taste of tough loveSomething his phallus-mini and Palestinians can't get enough of.Your emotions are chemicalsYour heart is just ventricles and atrii.Some traditions such as circumcision make me die.And what's this lil JAP's shell gone worth?Aww, he's got his mom's eys.his dad's mutilated genitalia.Late capitalism's hell on earth.iIm not noncommittal bout the natural laws it mocks.Keep my little black book in a safety deposit box.Her middle back shook to count bass d because it rocks.Circumcision's pointless black, blue or orthodox.So son can't recall your first act of butchery mazel tovFORESKIN(I’m) a foreskin hated more than abortionNobody loves me. They think I’m ugly(I’m) keeping the glans cleanMy very first day of life and you hack me off like I’m gangrene(I’m) more despondent than a foreign correspondentMen would live more sensitive if you left me on it(I’m) god’s gift to women.He gotta go slow with me, leave her totally grinnin(I’m) constantly changingBring pain if you search for the same thing(I’m) vital like breast milkMess with your own ilk and it’s no stretch to kill others(I’m) a babyAnd I may grow up to hate you for what you ain’t gave me(I’m) here to stay when you get over your egosWherever you chuck me, that’s where a tree grows

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AIDSAIDS makes people fraid to get laidLet's trade knowledge and make that sh*t fadeIt's transmitted in sem*n and bloodYou can't git it from a kiss or a hugIt's bugged that we're teamless unlike extremists HIV via intravenous or anus to penisWhere you might sh*t, it's a tight fitBreak blood vessels no light hitSexual revolution, eventual confusion.No tests then for preventable pollutionof T-cells, rebels, bleed, heed well to stay protected No matter who's elected, it's still the sameIf Europe were infected, we'd drop pills from planesBig pharm pimped em but it may be impossibleto do more than suppress a symptomThey paid for a race war instead of an AIDS cure///If you become positive, your life's not overbut it's mega-sober. You'll need healthinsurance that won't expire like Cobra.Child soldier, longterm nonprogressorYou can ask the State for helpbefore taking desperate measureCase manager can find you gratislawyer if boss disclose your statusand notify partners be they on aballcourt or at Radcliffe.Sport suits for court datesSupport groups ease weight of disciplineit takes to stick to the regimenEvery skipped session helps to let it inand mutate. Curse fate and cute dateKeep hope alive. It's never too late.Magic Johnson may die of old ageTragic loss inside cries in cold rage///How friends and fam react sets the tonesome are disowned, thrown out the homeeveryone deserves love, never left aloneYou can't get AIDS from shared silverwareThere's no need to spray toilet seat with aer-osol, wherewithal, please. You can't get AIDSfrom a cough, sneeze, even if someone bleedsit would have to be directly into a fresh woundwith flesh ruined or unprotected sex.Half a million people don't know they're infected in the U.S.They're more dangerous than those who came up positive in tests.So please tell the next kid, go get tested.A problem won't go away unless we address it.

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GET HELPWhat do you do if those who claim to adore you ignore you and act bored too?GET HELPWhat if your elders supply food clothing and shelter but it's in a locked cellar?GET HELPAdvocate for yourself. Stop walkin on eggshells and take your life back LIKE THATGET HELPRun to Temple Beth-El. See if your guidance counselor is as good as she sells.GET HELPWhat if you try to get help and nobody helps? GET HELPGet help if it's the last thing you do. The past sings the blues. I'm asking you toGET HELPStay determined. The vermin that undermined your mind's a person.And just when you think it's really the worst, the person to help's the millionth and first.GET HELPInside a mental ill lies a gentle still that says, 'It'll all be all right,' though you don't know when it will.What if you hear tell your friend's life is sheer hell and everyone else steers clear, wellGET HELPWhere it smells there's $#!+. Yell it at the Church of Latterday Saints. It don't matter if they faint! GET HELPThe emotional overflow just goes to show you needed to get help a long time ago.Consult a psychiatrist or psychologist.Try all of this or find a social worker.Child abuse is close to murder and if itrings true for you then look no further.There's violent, verbal, mental and incestuous and it's as serious as you says it is.Take an event and write how you wish it went.If you're gross broke or net wealth GET HELPIf it was once with a belt or it's coming up again tonight at twelve GET HELPGET HELP

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DRUG CASUAL-TSurvivor:You're a drug casualtyyou bugged graduallychange like the charge on annual feeYou're a drug casualtyand I'm mad at the tragedyFamily -- that could be meIt could have been but it's notHow bout some pot of coffeeget up off me just like i'm hotstay off the crackpipeand learn how to act rightyour mind distorts things like a blacklightsaid you'd take a bullet for me?you took one for yourselfhealth is wealth, ten at the latestthen show up at twelve?why shouldn't I yell?Ratatat tatlittle brat that never been madded atyour head's a good place for linti said it. press printplus i heard you own half of sprintsquint and ask for a hint?I'd rather a jokeoh i know, how bout the one where you stood up your folksand their plans fell throughand they called me crying and asked me not to tell youhow do i respond?you say there's something in the mailthen ask what i want (money)nothing you say is truedayanueach email on my desktop doorstep is a bag of flamin pooso what's your design?give me so much sh*t for missing your sister's wedding and then you miss minethis isn't a diss rhymehere's mud in your eyehow's lucy in the sky?is she your best friend when your shoes are untied?last summer was a bummeryou put a roof over my headbut never said i was comin!grow a spinebe a manread the line in my handwe're still friends in the endi'm bein as kind as i cangrey hair daycare, that's what your headed towardsi suggest you cut your umbilical credit cordsVictim:Paul dude every time I call youyou just shoot me down like poopy browngroove to my sound, okay?friends let friends liveif you're gonna dig in like that, you've got to be more sensitiveyou've never strolled in my shoesyou got no clue what i go throughthen pick a fight? F U!I think you need helptake a hit on this Land Czech yourself like Valclav Havelyou couldn't Handel your highnow you proceltyze to a guy?I coulda sworn you're a friendnow you're like a born again christiani feel sorry for you dude. listenwhat's next, you gonna ask me to prayi never judge youthis parlay ruined my dayforgiveness the real F wordso give me an A for the effort I exertyou f*cker paulto make a spectacle song and put up a wall?Your ego is out of controlyour soul's a black wholebro, how low can you go?

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ASK YOUR MAMARev Love Evolver:I'm trying to think of something nice to sayabout this bad brother put on ice todayHe sure was sure of himself but he threw all my good advice awayHe thought there may be only one godhe thought stadiums brought jobshe thought bums failed to follow the crumb trailand thought of females as a series of thumbnailshe thought people was different on accout of colorthe only person crying's his brother White CultureOwn up, he wasn't no grown-upNo love. he died alone, yuphe was Defoe like Willemand when he 'proached my chirrenthat's when I had to kill emhe stepped to my baby and he asked me, "What'sthe big deal?" For real, I shot him in Gee Dash Deez NutsI gave him up like adoptionHis bottom had topspinHuman auction's been an option since the Truman Doctrine(loud pounds on the massive wooden double doors)Rev Love Evolver:What's going on outside this here church?What I just heard makes me freeze in my trackswith knees bent backs but know what?It's all of our beeswaxWhite Culture, I know you called Five OhYou just bought a ticket to a front row live showI'm going to send you to your room for realYou'll be my human shieldBut before they make all of us celebrate ChristmasI guarantee we'll take some of them with us...Let's goIsrael:Israel will put you in a box like a Disney Kidsmealfor throwing rocks across the border (hurrican fence)import orthodox voters to restore order (Americane planes)Read to understandThe Old Testament's the deed to the landResist and then bleed in the sandMurder ain't controvercial till it turns to eroticaThe Star of David takes six lines and so does the SwastikaRev Love Evolver:All walls in the world fallSurround around and second flood?all yall drownyou came full circle like the lip of the grailyou're the snake i bit on the tip of my tail

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DIVORCE No justice, no peaceThe justice of the peace is a bad guyThe priest is a beastAnd I don’t know a rabbiBachelor parties are cornyIf you’re horny for whor*s now,Where will you be when you’re forty?“Oooh, who’s gonna catch the bouquet?”You can’t ban gay marriageMarriage is gayNatural borders bemountains and riversScience is orderlyWay off the chaos of a moral authorityThe oral majorityis legions of orcsteasin the dorksThe whole concept of cool is like leavin New YorkThe key’s in the door‘White trash’ is a sporkOr a cheap way of dividing the poor like divorceDivorceWhen you legally separateOf courseRepeat defeat with second mateYou can leave a placeTurn your backForfeitBut if you don’t check your paceThat distance is an orbitSince you din’t solveNow you revolveIt’s the call’ve the childhoodout in the wildwoodAn impermanent stayonly did mild goodWhy would you suggest my girl be a street whor*?You tried your best but where’ve I heard this before?Oh, you both said it cause you’re the sameI came to reclaim the name from the lame and bartenderSo before I tie a knot on a car fender, rememberYou fought for the couch and every coin it had pouchedAnd talked more troush than Oscar the GrouchI’m speakin to youPut down the Week in ReviewFor once you’ll listenYou sleep in a shoeSo secluded you wake from a dove peep n a cooTaught to drop Pops like he’s hot, not a lot we can doWhat me wordy?I’m suddenly thirtyAnd acting fifteen is starting to hurt meDivorce is due course if you look for love from outside sourcesor the sequel’s weak-willed and turns cheek like EzekielForget the white dress, I want you wearing plantsAnd I’ll wear skins from animals I killed with my handsA woman and a man with a plan to stay strongA grown-hop song we can rock all day longA husband and wife team can lose,still choose to go for ice creamWe might seem poor but life free of war or divorce?A pipe dream.Light streams in through Venetian blindsAnd stripes behinds even in evenin timeT’nee lee neesheeka, release the bra and kcuf aroundME is WE upside downThe beat be raw, I love the sound

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IT CAN ALL BE TAKEN AWAY"I buried my daughters and wife with these handsafter our house was bombed," said the wartorn manI guess I'd do the same if I'm unlucky enough to get the chanceTeardrops fall off my face and stain and wet my pantsN'awlins, N.O., like the say, "No doi"Ballzack, please go get us two crawfish and two oyster poe boysOh joy, it would stink if'n my city fell in the drink and we diebut when it happens, it happens in the blink of an eye//if your brilliance don't blind em use your bullsh*t to confuse emillusion of permancece is just middle class delusion///No one sits around glad they're not blind but maybe shouldYou can find genius and tragedy in every naybehoodGod enjoyed the schadenfreude. "Is He makin me pay?"At any time at all, it can all be taken awayTender clutchsense of touchsmelltastesighthearingWhen you lose a leg, it's not like you lost an earringFive senselive tensesloved onesno soundGossip and negligence can drown a hometownWe can go barfing and barking at our kingbut power can be taken at any tijme like no parkingWhat seems permanent is really temporarythat's why a memory doesn't never scare mejust kidding, the past, it haunts me like a ghostbut preproduction's over and we fix it all in postthe only roast i wasnt from friars is barbecuebreaking up is easy. it's growin up that's hard to doit's unpleasant to think the futurewill be worse than the presentbut at least you enjoy the momentand stop and think for a secondit's gettin a little late in the day for fate to conveyit can all be taken away